Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized that while “Cyber-War” is cool, “High Explosives” are the only thing that actually clears a trench.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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