Why 2024? Because “Propaganda” is now 90% bots arguing with other bots about things that haven’t even happened yet.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition
In 1999, the military was living on the edge of a digital apocaly...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
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37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!