In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full of icons, a smartphone and a pepperoni pizza can steal the show.… Read More »42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
A blonde went to the post office and asked how much it cost to mail a letter to heaven. The clerk said “We don’t deliver… Read More »A blonde went to the post…
Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer? She wanted cold hard cash.
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted… Read More »A guy and his wife are…
Finding the right look for the mud pit. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Bouncing through the meadow of comedy. How many rabbits does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you’ll have a dozen more by… Read More »The Rabbit Speed
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp. My wife is a morning person. I am a “don’t talk to me until the second pot of… Read More »The Morning Person
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your brain to the doorbell and just let me in! Part of the… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Neural
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