1999 Joke: What Do You Call

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/16/2002 16:42With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Nsync_Justin04/27/2014 19:03Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Requiem_Dreamer01/25/2014 05:41That was intense... and funny!

@Bill_Nye_Fan03/20/2011 06:09Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/21/2004 18:36I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Web_Crawler_9608/06/2011 21:57Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Delicious_Links04/21/2014 18:58Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Ultima_Online_V03/04/2006 04:43Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Streamer_Pro_9905/02/2008 22:43Thanks for the donation and the joke!