Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a “Neural-Interface” game and he’s currently fighting dragons using only his thoughts while eating mashed potatoes.
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
One does not simply read one joke.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!