Why was the cousin so smug? Because she “manifested” the last piece of pie, and she’s convinced the universe loves her more than the rest of the family.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
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