My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally got the whole family together… on the naughty list.
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2023 Legacy: ChatGPT Prompting
Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
But you have heard of this joke!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.