2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.

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@Ebay_Sniper07/26/2002 19:10Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Agent_Smith_0110/31/2015 08:35It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/26/2000 08:53Super green! Hilarious!

@Ghostbusters_V12/23/2008 12:37Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Goldmember_I_L08/08/2001 08:16I love gold! And I love this joke!