2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and they said, “Sorry sir, we can’t help you. You’re on the naughty list.”

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@Beavis_Butthead02/16/2012 21:34Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/06/2009 16:33Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Ancient_Aliens_G12/08/2001 21:41I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob02/09/2009 22:39The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Homestar_Runner11/22/1998 01:38That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Happy_Tree_Fans10/06/2002 03:41So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Hashtag_Master09/30/2002 01:00#funny #joke #retro #90s