In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital era while keeping its most beloved traditions perfectly intact. It was a time when the… Read More »35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and they said, “Sorry sir, we can’t help you. You’re on the naughty list.”
How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? None. They only know how to take it out.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so long? Because it said “concentrate”.
A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun: To see how long she slept.
“We’re like the Fantastic Four!” “Because we have powers?” “No, because we’ve been rebooted three times and nobody is quite sure if this version of our family… Read More »2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a pool for a week. I just don’t know why I’d… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Submerged” Tech
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle is the same person who was authorized to hold it 10 minutes… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2.0
I’m “milking” the nostalgia of Top Gun. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
This song has played 4,000 times today. I’m currently “staying” in my car just to finish the chorus. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Stay” Kid LAROI & Bieber
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