2007 Legacy: The Guilt

“I feel guilty about everything.” “Including this $200 bill?” “Now I do!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector02/21/1999 06:31This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Firewall_Wizard12/09/2002 03:05Letting this joke through the port.

@Animorphs_X05/10/2001 21:45I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Ferris_Bueller08/11/2009 17:13Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@White_Goodman_G10/30/2007 22:26We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Ancient_Aliens_G02/19/2015 14:18I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog10/18/2010 03:20Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Lag_Victim_0103/28/2003 01:41I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Runescape_Noob06/18/2015 13:18Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!