Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.
My doctor said I’m under too much stress. He told me to quit my job and move to a tropical island. I asked him if he could write that on a prescription so my boss would believe me.
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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1998 Vintage: The Diet 2
"No more red meat." "What about pink meat?" "Get out."Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue... read more »
"No more red meat." "What about pink meat?" "Get out."Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue... read more »
2. 2020 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
"I collect 2019 plane tickets. They're ancient relics."Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Glo... read more »
"I collect 2019 plane tickets. They're ancient relics."Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Glo... read more »
3. 2010 Vintage: The Specialist 2
"He's the best." "Why?" "He's the only one who knows how to 'Unlock' a patient's potential."Part ... read more »
"He's the best." "Why?" "He's the only one who knows how to 'Unlock' a patient's potential."Part ... read more »
4. 2012 Archive: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... eight... Mars..."Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 201... read more »
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... eight... Mars..."Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 201... read more »
5. 2024 Archive: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their 'Biological Age' was actually 200 due to stress."Part of the 54 Doct... read more »
"We found a donor, but their 'Biological Age' was actually 200 due to stress."Part of the 54 Doct... read more »
6. 2013 Archive: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I didn't kick, but I accidentally 'Liked' a photo of my ex on Instagram.Part of t... read more »
He hit my knee. I didn't kick, but I accidentally 'Liked' a photo of my ex on Instagram.Part of t... read more »
7. 2004 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "Take the white earbuds out. It helps."Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The ... read more »
"I can't hear anything." "Take the white earbuds out. It helps."Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The ... read more »
8. 2013 Vintage: The 2013 Diet
"I'm on the 'Instagram Diet'." "Does it work?" "I don't know, but I spend so much time taking pic... read more »
"I'm on the 'Instagram Diet'." "Does it work?" "I don't know, but I spend so much time taking pic... read more »
9. 2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm better than Watson." "Watson doesn't take 45-minute lunch breaks, Doctor."Part of the 67 Doc... read more »
"I'm better than Watson." "Watson doesn't take 45-minute lunch breaks, Doctor."Part of the 67 Doc... read more »
10. 2014 Classic: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I'm just doing the 'Silent Challenge'."Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 20... read more »
"You stop breathing." "I'm just doing the 'Silent Challenge'."Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 20... read more »
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wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.