Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.
My doctor said I’m under too much stress. He told me to quit my job and move to a tropical island. I asked him if he could write that on a prescription so my boss would believe me.
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
The future is laughing at us.
RT if you think this is funny!
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.