It’s just a treadmill that only works if you’re mining crypto for the hospital.
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
One joke to rule them all!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.