A blonde was asked to describe…
A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said “Friday.”
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before. The rental car agent asked if I wanted the extra insurance. I asked if it… Read More »The Rental Car
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten different “Live Stream” Santas that look exactly like Tom Cruise, they’re pretty sure the guy… Read More »2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my office because it was “against its ethical programming to enter a… Read More »2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you’re mining crypto for the hospital. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal… Read More »2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
Why did the traveler pay with a “Digital Hug”? Because he was in a “Post-Money Eco-Village” where the only currency is “Social Goodness.” Part of… Read More »2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that “Supporting” isn’t just a category—it’s a superpower that can make an entire room of millionaires reach… Read More »2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
2024 Legacy: The “Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn” Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Four and Gladiator II hype made everyone realize that 2024 belongs to these two men.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn” Bromance
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose primary motivation was apparently “having a really bad day with some puffy paint.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2023 Vintage: The Save
I’m “keeping” my human touch. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified