2019 Vintage: Kacey Musgraves’ Golden Night
Why did Golden Hour win Album of the Year? Because she proved that you can mix country, disco, and LSD and still be the most… Read More »2019 Vintage: Kacey Musgraves’ Golden Night
2019 Vintage: Lil Nas X (Old Town Road)
Why was a cowboy hat the biggest accessory of 2019? Because Lil Nas X took his horse to the “Old Town Road” and stayed at… Read More »2019 Vintage: Lil Nas X (Old Town Road)
2018 Classic: The North Korea “Love Letters”
Why did Trump say he and Kim “fell in love”? To show that “Nuclear Diplomacy” is a lot like a middle-school romance—it’s all about the… Read More »2018 Classic: The North Korea “Love Letters”
2018 Archive: Hereditary
Why were we all clicking our tongues? Because in 2018, Toni Collette gave us a performance so scary we still can’t look at an attic… Read More »2018 Archive: Hereditary
2018 Vintage: The Kacey Musgraves “Golden Hour”
Why the “Space Cowboy”? For the album that finally made every indie kid and pop fan realize that country music could be “galactic” and perfect.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Kacey Musgraves “Golden Hour”
2017 Classic: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly). Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Candy Rain
Why did Jimmy Kimmel drop snacks from the ceiling? To make sure that the people in $20,000 dresses didn’t pass out from hunger before the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Candy Rain
2016 Archive: The Purge
Election Year: “I’m participating in the Purge!” “Is it legal?” “In this house, ‘The Purge’ is just throwing away all the expired Tupperware in the fridge.” Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The Purge
2016 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Legion”
Why was the IT department dark? Because the “Burning Legion” invaded and the boss was too busy saving Azeroth to save the server. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Legion”
2015 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s Redemption
Why was the radio so “Sorry”? Because Purpose dropped, and even the “Bieber-haters” had to admit that “Love Yourself” was a bop. Part of the 34 Christmas… Read More »2015 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s Redemption