I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly).
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.