I’m “counting” my upgrades.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Silently laughing in the snow.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!