2011 Legacy: The Siri Logic
“Siri, where is my wife?” “She is at Target spending your retirement fund.” Siri is too honest. Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Siri Logic
2011 Classic: The Rango Fan
“I’m a lizard of many talents… but reaching the ceiling isn’t one of them.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky… Read More »2011 Classic: The Rango Fan
2011 Vintage: The Google Maps “Offline”
Why was the traveler still lost? Because he tried to save the map but the “offline” feature in 2011 was as reliable as a chocolate… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google Maps “Offline”
2011 Vintage: The “Iron Dome” Activation
Why was Israel so proud? Because they finally built a “Video Game” that actually saves lives by hitting rockets with other, smarter rockets. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Iron Dome” Activation
2010 Classic: The Kindle Fire
Why did the dad put his e-reader in the oven? He wanted a “Kindle Fire.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Kindle Fire
2009 Archive: The Status Update
She changed her status to “Visiting the son-in-law.” Within five minutes, three people sent her “Get Well Soon” cards. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Status Update
2009 Vintage: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Overload
Why did the gym teacher look so completely defeated? Because the school radio played “I Gotta Feeling” during every single warm-up routine for three months… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Overload
2009 Legacy: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Curve 8520
Why was the manager happy? It had “dedicated media keys” so he could skip to the next song while pretending to work. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Curve 8520