2009 Vintage: The Smoke

I’m “vanishing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan10/05/1996 14:26Oops, I laughed again!

@Forrest_Gump_Running11/28/1999 08:18Laughing is as laughing does.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/27/2003 21:12I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Transformers_OP04/23/2015 11:35Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Second_Life_Avy11/25/2009 13:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Leeroy_Jenkins06/18/2004 21:16At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Me_Gusta_Face11/15/2010 18:45Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Challenge_Acc06/26/1998 14:05Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@No_Way_Jose12/05/2008 14:38No way! That’s too much!