I’m “hooked” on the new reality.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
That was super fast and super funny!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Go, go, go! More jokes!