I’m “ketching” up with my digital self.
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1. 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006)
In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we all officially became "Time's Per... read more »
In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we all officially became "Time's Per... read more »
2. 2005 Archive: The Potato
I’m a "couch" potato watching cat videos.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube &... read more »
I’m a "couch" potato watching cat videos.Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube &... read more »
3. 2006 Vintage: The Frog
I’m "leaping" into the blogosphere.Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr E... read more »
I’m "leaping" into the blogosphere.Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr E... read more »
4. 2006 Legacy: The Link
I’m "sharing" my way to the top.Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr Edit... read more »
I’m "sharing" my way to the top.Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr Edit... read more »
5. 2011 Classic: The Desktop
I’m "surface" level deep in the App Store.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & B... read more »
I’m "surface" level deep in the App Store.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & B... read more »
6. 2009 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m "slowly" getting there.Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (... read more »
I’m "slowly" getting there.Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (... read more »
7. 2000 Legacy: The Firewall
I’m a security expert. I’m just "blocking" out the haters.Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liner... read more »
I’m a security expert. I’m just "blocking" out the haters.Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liner... read more »
8. 2013 Archive: The Metal
I’m "hardened" by the comment section.Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Sel... read more »
I’m "hardened" by the comment section.Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Sel... read more »
9. 2015 Archive: The Potato
I’m a "couch" potato with a smartwatch.Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The... read more »
I’m a "couch" potato with a smartwatch.Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The... read more »
10. 2007 Classic: The Garlic
I’m "breath-taking" in 2 megapixels.Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hasht... read more »
I’m "breath-taking" in 2 megapixels.Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hasht... read more »
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