I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
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