199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009)

The 2009 Top 10: Pandora & Pop-Culture Classics

1. The Avatar: I tried to become a blue alien, but I just ended up feeling “Na’vi”-ous.
2. The Bitcoin: I started mining digital coins. It’s a “bit” of a gamble, but I’m “coining” it.
3. The Kanye: I’m going to let you finish your joke, but mine is the best “of all time!”
4. The Hangover: I went to Vegas and lost my friend. It was a “tiger”-ing experience.
5. The Angry Birds: I’m playing a game about grumpy poultry. It’s a “smashing” success.
6. The Up: I watched a movie about a flying house. It was very “uplifting,” but I’m still “down” about the first 10 minutes.
7. The FarmVille: I spent all day on my digital farm. I’m just “plowing” through my productivity.
8. The Michael Jackson: I’m “thrilled” to be here, but it’s a “smooth criminal” way to end the decade.
9. The Glee: I joined a singing club. We’re just “noting” our progress.
10. The Unmanned Drone: I bought a remote-controlled plane. It’s just “hovering” on the edge of greatness.

The Full 2009 Archive (The “End of the Decade” List)

11. The Battery: I’m “charged” up for the 2010s.
12. The Magnet: I’m “drawn” to the 3D cinema trend.
13. The Mirror: I’m “reflecting” on the last ten years.
14. The Camera: I’m “focusing” on my digital profile.
15. The MP3: I’m “streaming” toward a wireless life.
16. The Firewall: I’m “blocking” out the 2009 drama.
17. The Virus: I’m “infecting” the web with wordplay (again).
18. The Laptop: I’m “folding” my laundry while I vlog.
19. The Screen: I’m “displaying” my 3D skills.
20. The Mouse: I’m “clicking” with the new tech.
21. The Keyboard: I’m “typing” my way out of the decade.
22. The Printer: I’m “inking” about a new resolution.
23. The Scanner: I’m “beaming” with joy.
24. The Modem: I’m “connecting” at light speed now.
25. The Router: I’m “routing” for the future.
26. The Website: I’m “weaving” a new social network.
27. The Link: I’m “sharing” the wealth.
28. The Cursor: I’m “pointing” at the new year.
29. The Password: I’m “keeping” it “123456.”
30. The Folder: I’m “containing” my excitement.
31. The File: I’m “zipping” up the 2000s.
32. The Desktop: I’m “iconic” in every resolution.
33. The Wallpaper: I’m “hanging” in there.
34. The Icon: I’m a “symbol” of the era.
35. The Trash Can: I’m “recycling” 2009 memes.
36. The Window: I’m “browsing” for a change.
37. The Menu: I’m “selecting” the best path.
38. The Scroll: I’m “rolling” through the timeline.
39. The Save: I’m “keeping” my dignity.
40. The Load: I’m “buffering” my new year’s resolution.
41. The Font: I’m just your “bold” type.
42. The Bold: I’m “italic-izing” my importance.
43. The Space: I “need” more storage in the cloud.
44. The Shift: I’m “changing” my vibe.
45. The Control: I’m “alt-ering” my history.
46. The Escape: I’m “fleeing” the past.
47. The Home: I’m “landing” on my feet.
48. The Tab: I’m “switching” focus.
49. The Delete: I’m “erasing” my mistakes.
50. The Number: I’m “counting” on you.
51. The Bread: I’m “rising” above.
52. The Butter: I’m “spreading” the love.
53. The Egg: I’m “cracking” the code.
54. The Cheese: I’m “grating” on the haters.
55. The Milk: I’m “milking” every second.
56. The Coffee: I’m “brewing” success.
57. The Tea: I’m “spilling” the truth.
58. The Sugar: I’m “coating” my words.
59. The Salt: I’m “shaking” off the saltiness.
60. The Honey: I’m “stuck” in 2009.
61. The Jam: I’m “jamming” to Lady Gaga.
62. The Toast: I’m the “talk” of the town.
63. The Juice: I’m “concentrating” on the goal.
64. The Water: I’m “streaming” everything.
65. The Soda: I’m “fizzing” with hope.
66. The Apple: I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPad (soon).
67. The Banana: I’m “peeling” fantastic.
68. The Orange: I’m “glad” the decade is over.
69. The Grape: I’m “whining” about the economy.
70. The Melon: I’m “one” in a million.
71. The Peach: I’m “just” peachy.
72. The Pear: We’re a “fruitful” pair.
73. The Plum: I’ve got a “juicy” secret.
74. The Cherry: I’m the “top” of the class.
75. The Lemon: I’m “squeezing” every drop.
76. The Lime: I’m in the “limelight.”
77. The Berry: I’m “berry” much ready.
78. The Nut: I’m “cracking” the jokes.
79. The Bean: I’ve “been” around the block.
80. The Corn: This pun is “shucking” hilarious.
81. The Potato: I’m a “couch” potato vlogger.
82. The Tomato: I’m “ketching” up with the future.
83. The Carrot: I’m “rooting” for everyone.
84. The Onion: I’m “peeling” back the layers.
85. The Garlic: I’m “breath-taking.”
86. The Mushroom: I’m a “fun-gi” to follow.
87. The Tree: I’m “branching” out.
88. The Leaf: I’m “turning” the page.
89. The Flower: I’m “blooming.”
90. The Bee: I’m “buzzing” with energy.
91. The Ant: I’m “working” hard.
92. The Spider: I’m “weaving” stories.
93. The Fish: I’m “hooked” on Pandora.
94. The Bird: I’m “tweeting” about the VMA drama.
95. The Cat: I’m “purr-fectly” fine.
96. The Dog: I’m “barking” at the TV.
97. The Horse: I’m “stable.”
98. The Cow: I’m “moo-ving” on.
99. The Pig: I’m “hogging” the remote.
100. The Sheep: I’m “following” the herd.
101. The Duck: I’m “quacking” up.
102. The Bear: I can’t “bear” the wait.
103. The Lion: I’m “pride-ful.”
104. The Tiger: I’m “earning” my stripes.
105. The Elephant: I’ll “never” forget.
106. The Monkey: I’m “swinging” by.
107. The Snake: I’m “hiss-terical.”
108. The Turtle: I’m “slowly” getting there.
109. The Frog: I’m “leaping” ahead.
110. The Sun: I’m “shining.”
111. The Moon: I’m “phasing.”
112. The Star: I’m “twinkling.”
113. The Cloud: I’m “cloud-computing.”
114. The Rain: I’m “pouring” it on.
115. The Snow: I’m “chilled.”
116. The Wind: I’m “blown” away.
117. The Fire: I’m “on fire.”
118. The Water: I’m “treading” the waves.
119. The Earth: I’m “grounded.”
120. The Air: I’m “broadcasting.”
121. The Metal: I’m “iron-clad.”
122. The Wood: I’m “pining” for a break.
123. The Glass: I’m “transparent.”
124. The Plastic: I’m “flexible.”
125. The Paper: I’m “writing” history.
126. The Stone: I’m “rocking” it.
127. The Sand: I’m “shore.”
128. The Dust: I’m “settling.”
129. The Smoke: I’m “vanishing.”
130. The Mirror: I’m “reflecting.”
131. The Shadow: I’m “lurking.”
132. The Echo: I’m “repeating.”
133. The Silence: I’m “muted.”
134. The Light: I’m “bright.”
135. The Dark: I’m “dim.”
136. The Sound: I’m “vibrating.”
137. The Peace: I’m “soaring.”
138. The Clock: I’m “ticking.”
139. The Calendar: I’m “dating.”
140. The Compass: I’m “oriented.”
141. The Map: I’m “unfolding.”
142. The Glove: I’m “fitting.”
143. The Shoe: I’m “sole-ful.”
144. The Sock: I’m “toasty.”
145. The Hat: I’m “capped.”
146. The Belt: I’m “tightening.”
147. The Scarf: I’m “wrapped.”
148. The Jacket: I’m “zipping.”
149. The Pocket: I’m “holding.”
150. The Thread: I’m “starting.”
151. The Needle: I’m “pinning.”
152. The Thimble: I’m “protecting.”
153. The Patch: I’m “fixing.”
154. The Fabric: I’m “weaving.”
155. The Wool: I’m “pulling.”
156. The Cotton: I’m “soft.”
157. The Silk: I’m “smooth.”
158. The Velvet: I’m “plush.”
159. The Denim: I’m “wearing” out.
160. The Leather: I’m “tough.”
161. The Canvas: I’m “painting.”
162. The Lace: I’m “tie-ing.”
163. The Satin: I’m “shining.”
164. The Corduroy: I’m “ridged.”
165. The Suede: I’m “soft.”
166. The Linen: I’m “fresh.”
167. The Cashmere: I’m “expensive.”
168. The Flannel: I’m “warm.”
169. The Polyester: I’m “synthetic.”
170. The Rayon: I’m “beaming.”
171. The Spandex: I’m “stretching.”
172. The Tweed: I’m “classic.”
173. The Gingham: I’m “checked.”
174. The Plaid: I’m “patterned.”
175. The Stripe: I’m “lining.”
176. The Dot: I’m “connecting.”
177. The Square: I’m “boxy.”
178. The Circle: I’m “round.”
179. The Triangle: I’m “sharp.”
180. The Star: I’m “bright.”
181. The Heart: I’m “beating.”
182. The Diamond: I’m “hard.”
183. The Spade: I’m “digging.”
184. The Club: I’m “joining.”
185. The Joker: I’m “laughing.”
186. The Ace: I’m “winning.”
187. The King: I’m “ruling.”
188. The Queen: I’m “reigning.”
189. The Jack: I’m “jumping.”
190. The Ten: I’m a “ten.”
191. The Nine: I’m “fine.”
192. The Eight: I’m “great.”
193. The Seven: I’m in “heaven.”
194. The Six: I’m in a “fix.”
195. The Five: I’m “alive.”
196. The Four: I want “more.”
197. The Three: I’m “free.”
198. The Two: It’s me and “you.”
199. The End: I’m “logging” off—see you in 2010!