Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato! He just wants to chill all day.
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
Why was the passport glowing? Because it has a built-in GPS and it’s currently judging the traveler for visiting a McDonald’s in Rome. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
2024 Vintage: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my perception. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The Deepfake
I told her I’m worried about deepfakes. She said, “You should be. I’ve been ‘deepfaking’ an interest in your hobbies for a decade.” Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Deepfake
2024 Legacy: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having “AI-summarized books” that made their 10-hour research bill look suspicious. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Library
2023 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘AI-Induced Anxiety.’ They said, “Only if the AI is the one paying the premium.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Insurance
2023 Archive: The “Couch Guy” of 2023
Why were people analyzing a stranger’s body language? 2023 was the year of “True Crime” style breakdowns of 15-second TikToks about people’s relationships. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Couch Guy” of 2023
2022 Legacy: The Bones and All
I told her I love her “bones and all.” She said, “Then love my ‘bones’ enough to give me a back rub.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bones and All