I told her I love her “bones and all.” She said, “Then love my ‘bones’ enough to give me a back rub.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Life Insurance
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56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
This site is very exciting!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Posting this to my own wall right now!