2025 Classic: The Memory Chip

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She said, “I’ve already backed it up to the cloud. You’re not getting away that easy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

@American_Psycho_P04/30/2012 04:04I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Jesus_Quintana06/16/2009 05:57Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/10/2009 08:47Silently laughing in the snow.

@Pedro_For_Pres11/09/2013 14:23Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Talladega_N_R01/09/1997 19:28If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/03/2013 16:11Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Blink_Tag_User08/09/2003 20:47<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Spawn_Camper_J05/28/1995 08:26I’m staying right here until I read every joke.