I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She said, “I’ve already backed it up to the cloud. You’re not getting away that easy.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2003 Classic: The White Stripes
"Seven Nation Army." I told her a seven-nation army couldn't hold me back. She said, "Try a two-... read more »
"Seven Nation Army." I told her a seven-nation army couldn't hold me back. She said, "Try a two-... read more »
2. 2006 Classic: The Pussycat Dolls
"Buttons." She told me to "loosen up her buttons." I told her I can't even find the buttons on t... read more »
"Buttons." She told me to "loosen up her buttons." I told her I can't even find the buttons on t... read more »
3. 2008 Legacy: The High School Musical 3
We took the kids to the theater. I fell asleep. I woke up and everyone was graduation. I’m just ... read more »
We took the kids to the theater. I fell asleep. I woke up and everyone was graduation. I’m just ... read more »
4. The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife has a photographic memory. Unfortu... read more »
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife has a photographic memory. Unfortu... read more »
5. 2012 Legacy: The Magic Mike Logic
"Why can't you look like Channing Tatum?" "Why can't you look like Sofia Vergara?" "Touché."Part... read more »
"Why can't you look like Channing Tatum?" "Why can't you look like Sofia Vergara?" "Touché."Part... read more »
6. 2011 Vintage: The iCloud
Everything is in the cloud now. My wife asked where the cloud is. I pointed at the ceiling. She ... read more »
Everything is in the cloud now. My wife asked where the cloud is. I pointed at the ceiling. She ... read more »
7. 2000 Archive: The O Brother, Where Art Thou?
My husband is obsessed with bluegrass music now. I told him he’s "in a tight spot."Part of the 6... read more »
My husband is obsessed with bluegrass music now. I told him he’s "in a tight spot."Part of the 6... read more »
8. 1999 Classic: The Message
We got a "text message" on our phone. Two lines of text. We spent an hour trying to figure out h... read more »
We got a "text message" on our phone. Two lines of text. We spent an hour trying to figure out h... read more »
9. 2013 Legacy: The Prisoners
I told her I’m being held captive. She said, "It’s called 'Marriage', get used to it."Part of th... read more »
I told her I’m being held captive. She said, "It’s called 'Marriage', get used to it."Part of th... read more »
10. 2003 Classic: The Radio
He saw the movie and cried. I told him he’s a sensitive soul. He said, "I just have something in... read more »
He saw the movie and cried. I told him he’s a sensitive soul. He said, "I just have something in... read more »
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