Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.
My wife asked me to help with the spring cleaning. I told her I’m “spiritually opposed” to dust. She told me she’s “spiritually opposed” to making me dinner.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I want it that way... the funny way!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
literally the story of my life.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.