1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

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In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

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@Vaporwave_Original05/01/1996 15:27Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Linux_Distro_Fan10/15/1998 07:53Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@CatDog_Alone12/16/2010 22:35One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Anchorman_Ron05/21/1998 20:14I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Trololo_Man_7012/15/2008 14:15Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/22/2013 19:09I’m staying right here until I read every joke.