A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.
My wife blew out her birthday candles and wished for a “young, energetic companion.” So I bought her a Golden Retriever. She wasn’t amused.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Oops, I laughed again!
Letting this joke through the port.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Waddle on over and read this!
Press the button for more humor!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
literally the story of my life.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.