My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to me, and I never listen to him. We’re perfect for each other.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Professional humor for professional people.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Very nice! Great success!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
The history of humor in one post.