I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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