My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I told my wife I’m going on a “rescue mission.” She told me to “rescue” the lawn from the weeds.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
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In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
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The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
One does not simply read one joke.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!