Fixing things around the house… or making them worse.
My wife asked me to fix the leaky faucet. Two hours later, we have a flood in the kitchen and a plumber who is laughing at my “creative” use of duct tape.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
My followers need to see this!
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.