2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. She said, “It’s nice, but the virtual drinks are as cheap as you are in real life.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

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Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

@QuickTime_Viewer04/04/2012 22:01Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@CRT_Brightness09/17/2010 04:43I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@SouthPark_Stan10/04/2003 21:09Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Fight_Club_Member11/28/2011 20:37I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Tyler_Durden_Real02/09/2003 03:37Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Ring_Member_9806/07/2014 04:07Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Illidan_Blind03/17/2005 07:08I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Boxxy_Queen06/24/2014 20:58I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!