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The Marriage Counselor

Professional advice for the amateur husband.

The counselor told us we need to find a hobby we both enjoy. So now we spend our weekends arguing about which hobby to pick.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
 It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
 My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
 My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

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The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
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A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J08/02/2004 14:13Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Nu_Metal_Kid09/21/2005 03:52I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Flash_Intro_Hater09/13/2009 00:56Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Under_Const_Gif03/13/2014 11:52This site is never finished... with humor!
@Construction_Dig01/12/2014 23:54Still digging for more humor!

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