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The First Date Memory

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.

I told my wife I remember every detail of our first date. She asked what she was wearing. I said: “Confidence and a smile?” Wrong answer.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Buffy_Summers_9709/06/2015 17:52Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Diva_Plavalaguna01/22/2007 02:03The highest note of humor!
@Big_Snatch_Boris07/14/1999 14:34Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
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3 thoughts on “The First Date Memory”

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    User_778 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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