2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet11/28/2002 06:10Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Clueless_Cher11/02/1996 23:51As if! This is too funny.

@Hercules_Xena08/22/2012 07:49By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Donnie_Darko_8809/03/2006 06:35Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Yugioh_Duelist07/21/2003 18:09You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Web_Counter_9901/15/2006 10:56I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!