Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.
I’ve been waiting outside this fitting room for so long that I’ve started a small colony with the other husbands. We’re currently discussing a trade treaty for pretzels.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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The Bed Space
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The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
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The First Date Memory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.