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The Shopping Marathon

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.

I’ve been waiting outside this fitting room for so long that I’ve started a small colony with the other husbands. We’re currently discussing a trade treaty for pretzels.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer01/19/1996 22:49Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Kazaa_Leecher09/17/2005 03:04I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Memento_Guy08/13/2010 18:36Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/13/2004 06:29The Dude abides... this joke.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/30/2010 03:48Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Toolbar_Hater08/05/2009 17:44My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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