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“A couple had been married for…

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.””

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
 My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro10/21/1999 08:17Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Total_Recall_Fan05/23/2000 02:43Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Bill_Nye_Fan04/18/2004 14:22Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Napoleon_Dyna10/02/2010 09:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Success_Kid_Win06/06/2012 06:25Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Bernie_Mittens11/16/2012 07:18I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Hat_Tip_Sir02/24/2009 01:48M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Browser_War_V06/08/2014 13:01Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Cloud_Computing10/27/2015 15:40Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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