“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.””
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
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2025 Archive: The AI Ghost
I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.