2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales

It told me “One at a time, please.” I was standing there alone. I’m moving out.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower07/08/2013 20:49The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Palm_Pilot_User06/21/1998 10:02Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/12/2001 04:47Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/07/1998 06:04Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Distracted_Boy06/12/2000 12:10Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/19/2015 21:04Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Smosh_Old_School06/05/2005 15:32Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/27/1999 03:56Heh heh heh. Good one.