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The Thermostat Battle

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.

Marriage is just a lifelong contract where one person is always cold and the other person is always wrong about the thermostat settings.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber03/04/2002 10:09So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Space_Jam_Lola07/10/1997 13:55Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Bill_Ted_Excell07/09/2005 13:49Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Badger_Badger_M05/23/2006 07:31Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Homestar_Runner04/14/2013 16:52That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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