The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.
Marriage is just a lifelong contract where one person is always cold and the other person is always wrong about the thermostat settings.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.