2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum. We’re currently saying sorry to a Roomba.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes07/21/2000 13:20D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Scanner_Darkly09/27/2002 16:23I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Sion_Partier07/11/1997 04:57The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Tagged_Network12/08/2008 02:38You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Charlie_Unicorn07/09/2011 17:41We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Evolution_Dance04/13/2000 11:17The history of humor in one post.

@True_Story_Neil09/21/2005 10:30True story! I was there!

@Social_Media_G02/12/2012 04:30I’m going to poke you for this joke!