It won’t let me in after 10 PM. It says, “User ‘Husband’ has exceeded his social quota for the day.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Letting this joke through the port.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.