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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
We are many. We are laughing.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.