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The Remote Control

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.

We have a very fair system for the TV remote. My wife decides what we watch, and I decide how loud the volume should be while I sleep through it.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
 I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
 It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken06/13/2000 23:52Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Skate_Or_Die_9904/06/2001 07:24Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Backstreet_Fan08/16/1996 06:53I want it that way... the funny way!
@Buffy_Summers_9711/01/2007 07:23Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/12/2012 16:39I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/04/2010 18:25Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@SoulSeek_Fan12/05/2011 03:10Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/17/1995 20:32Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Yugioh_Duelist01/02/2000 10:19You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Anonymous_User07/30/2010 18:32We are many. We are laughing.

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3 thoughts on “The Remote Control”

  1. User_445
    User_445 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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