2025 Legacy: The GTA VI

It’s finally here. My husband hasn’t left the simulation in a month. I told him he’s “Wasted.” He said, “No, I’m ‘Invested’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes08/22/2008 11:11D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Floppy_Fanatic12/27/2009 08:30Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Kazaa_Leecher12/30/1998 16:37I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Beavis_Cornholio12/11/1998 08:18I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/21/2000 08:44Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!