Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.
I tried to be romantic and lit some candles for dinner. My wife walked in and asked if the power was out again.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.