Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2002 Archive: The 28 Days Later
I told her the house looks like a zombie movie. She told me that’s because I haven't cleaned my ... read more »
I told her the house looks like a zombie movie. She told me that’s because I haven't cleaned my ... read more »
2. 2002 Archive: The Text Message
I sent her a "smiley face" made of punctuation :). She said, "Is that a code for you being an id... read more »
I sent her a "smiley face" made of punctuation :). She said, "Is that a code for you being an id... read more »
3. 1999 Classic: The Starbucks Latte
She’s "venti" annoyed that I didn't get her the right kind of milk.Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes... read more »
She’s "venti" annoyed that I didn't get her the right kind of milk.Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes... read more »
4. 2024 Classic: The Netflix Price Hike (Again)
I told her we should cancel. She said, "I need my Bridgerton S3, Greg. Pay the bill or sleep in ... read more »
I told her we should cancel. She said, "I need my Bridgerton S3, Greg. Pay the bill or sleep in ... read more »
5. 2001 Classic: The Bridget Jones
My wife is obsessed with the movie. She started keeping a diary of her "units of alcohol" and "c... read more »
My wife is obsessed with the movie. She started keeping a diary of her "units of alcohol" and "c... read more »
6. 2006 Classic: The Marie Antoinette
She wants a "lavish" lifestyle. I told her I’m a "lavish" husband on a "leftovers" budget.Part o... read more »
She wants a "lavish" lifestyle. I told her I’m a "lavish" husband on a "leftovers" budget.Part o... read more »
7. 2010 Classic: The Unstoppable
I told her I’m like a runaway train. She said, "Then I’m the brake that’s going to save this fam... read more »
I told her I’m like a runaway train. She said, "Then I’m the brake that’s going to save this fam... read more »
8. 1998 Classic: The Cargo Pants
He bought another pair. He now has enough pockets to carry the entire kitchen pantry.Part of the... read more »
He bought another pair. He now has enough pockets to carry the entire kitchen pantry.Part of the... read more »
9. 2002 Legacy: The Broadband
We finally got cable internet. My husband is downloading "trailers" just to watch the progress b... read more »
We finally got cable internet. My husband is downloading "trailers" just to watch the progress b... read more »
10. 2006 Classic: The YouTube Stars
He wants to be a "vlogger." I told him no one wants to watch a 10-minute video of him trying to ... read more »
He wants to be a "vlogger." I told him no one wants to watch a 10-minute video of him trying to ... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2005-08-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Internet_Explorer_3: Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
[2010-03-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]SimCity_Mayor: Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
[2005-02-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Firewall_Wizard: Letting this joke through the port.
[2013-06-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Midi_Background: Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
[2000-05-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]IMVU_Chatter: 3D laughs are the best!
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