Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Plug and Play laughter!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.