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The Argument Winner

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.

I always have the last word in an argument with my wife. It’s usually: “Yes, dear. I’ll do the dishes now.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The AI Ghost
 I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
 I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
 I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
 Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan02/07/2006 13:39I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Broadband_Newbie05/30/1995 18:47Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Bluetooth_Bot08/03/2010 10:24Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Winamp_Playlist06/20/2009 22:20Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Steve-O_Wild02/04/2014 22:32Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Animorphs_X11/02/2013 20:14I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Blink_Tag_User10/07/2014 21:35<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Lag_Victim_0107/29/2000 20:43I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Last_Commenter07/01/2001 03:16Saving the best laugh for last!

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3 thoughts on “The Argument Winner”

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    User_207 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.

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