A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.
I always have the last word in an argument with my wife. It’s usually: “Yes, dear. I’ll do the dishes now.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI Ghost
I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Saving the best laugh for last!
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.