In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre and delivered a show that literally nobody could stop talking about—for reasons the Academy… Read More »43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
Why did the blonde bring string to the party? So she could tie one on.
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A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate. I always have the last word in an argument with my wife. It’s usually: “Yes, dear. I’ll… Read More »The Argument Winner
You’ll love the logic in this one: She wanted to keep the food dry.
Why was the uncle talking about “Lunar Real Estate”? Because a commercial flight to the moon just landed, and he’s convinced that a “Fixer-Upper” crater… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso… Read More »2024 Classic: The Ben
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was “Defying Gravity” (and common sense) by getting ready for the Elphaba vs. Glinda showdown. Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why the scary cover? For Drake releasing a 23-track epic and then immediately announcing a “break” from music to fix his stomach. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Drake “For All The Dogs”
I’m “taking” a bite out of the Vision Pro. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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