A guy buys a parrot at a discount. The vet warns him: “He used to live in a brothel.” The guy takes him home. The parrot looks around and says, “New house, nice!” The guy’s daughters walk in. Parrot: “New girls, nice!” The guy’s wife walks in. Parrot: “New madam, nice!” Finally, the guy walks in. Parrot: “Hi, Steve! Same old customers, I see!”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
That was intense... and funny!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Problem? No, just laughs!